Today's post is sponsored by the letter D.
D is for Dreams. For the first time in a long while I had a dream. I dreamed about a crispy chicken sandwich. As I bit into it somebody saw me and I tried to hide. It was surreal.
D is for Diarrhea. I thought I could avoid it but throughout the night on day five and into the morning of day six, I sent a bunch of troops to bombard the beaches of Normandy. Fortunately after my second visit to the toilet in the morning, I felt better and decided to go ahead to the gym and get in a workout.
D is for Desire. Yesterday was the last day that our crew at work would be together on shift, so there was a big party with everyone bringing in their best dishes. So hungry I resisted and stuck with my cabbage, green bean and bell pepper juice.
D is for Democrat. Yes I am still am hard left. It is hard for me to believe that the republican choices for president are between the following:
Yesterday I consumed:
1 Cup Almond Milk
3 Tablespoons Olive Oil
Juice of :
2 Tomatoes
1 Tomatillo
2 Jalapenos
3 Carrots
2 Handfuls of Kale with Pulp
4 Stalks of Celery
3 Cloves of Garlic
1 Apple
Ezra 3:11 AMP
They sang responsively, praising and giving thanks to the Lord, saying, For He is good, for His mercy and loving-kindness endure forever toward Israel. And all the people shouted with a great shout when they praised the Lord, because the foundation of the house of the Lord was laid!
D is for Dreams. For the first time in a long while I had a dream. I dreamed about a crispy chicken sandwich. As I bit into it somebody saw me and I tried to hide. It was surreal.
D is for Diarrhea. I thought I could avoid it but throughout the night on day five and into the morning of day six, I sent a bunch of troops to bombard the beaches of Normandy. Fortunately after my second visit to the toilet in the morning, I felt better and decided to go ahead to the gym and get in a workout.
D is for Desire. Yesterday was the last day that our crew at work would be together on shift, so there was a big party with everyone bringing in their best dishes. So hungry I resisted and stuck with my cabbage, green bean and bell pepper juice.
D is for Democrat. Yes I am still am hard left. It is hard for me to believe that the republican choices for president are between the following:
- Mitt Romney: Does anybody know what this guy's position is on anything?
- Rick Santorum: Step one Google "Santorum". Step two, find that this guy took his stillborn child home for his children to see. Also see that he really doesn't care about family values at all. See how he handled the resignation of Senator John Ensign from his sex scandal in Nevada.
- Newt Gingrich: It is dumbfounding to me how you can be fired as Speaker of the House on ethics charges and still be a legitimate candidate for president.
- Ron Paul: I would actually kind of like Ron Paul if it wasn't for the fact that he wants less regulation over a financial market that caused our economic collapse and his irresponsible printing of racist remarks in his newsletters.
With those choices is the guy who got Bin Laden and now has the unemployment rate at its lowest in three years really that bad?
Yesterday I consumed:
1 Cup Almond Milk
3 Tablespoons Olive Oil
Juice of :
2 Tomatoes
1 Tomatillo
2 Jalapenos
3 Carrots
2 Handfuls of Kale with Pulp
4 Stalks of Celery
3 Cloves of Garlic
1 Apple
1 Pear
1 Orange
2 Handfuls of Spinach
1 1 inch piece of ginger
Song of the Day: "I Don't Know Why" as preformed by the Jackson 5
They sang responsively, praising and giving thanks to the Lord, saying, For He is good, for His mercy and loving-kindness endure forever toward Israel. And all the people shouted with a great shout when they praised the Lord, because the foundation of the house of the Lord was laid!
we would have got bin laden no matter who our president was.
ReplyDeleteassuming we actually DID get bin laden... *CONSPIRACY FACE*
semantics.
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